View Full Version : Top 10 things you do that tell everyone you're a NOOB!

09-25-2008, 08:23 PM
Top 10 things you do that tell everyone you're a NOOB!

1) You run into deadends thinking you're going to out-flank the enemy.

2) You try to open doors when the game doesn't allow any doors to open.

3) You try to toss a nade through a window but it hits the wall, bounces back into your lap and explodes.

4) You drop a smoke grenade into your own teams spawn area.

5) You use martyrdom.

6) You try and climb up onto things that are off limits.

7) You hide in corners near your own teams spawn area hoping that you won't get found and shot at.

8 ) You run down the center of the street, get killed, and do it again and again.

9) You 'flash bang' yourself.

10) You run into your own airstrike.

09-26-2008, 04:25 AM
Haha nice list bean ;D

09-26-2008, 11:19 AM
I can think of more, but hoping others will jump in... what's your 'noob' moments?

btw, never used martyrdom yet... need those points tho so i might for at least one kill.

02-02-2009, 03:19 PM
Top 10 things you do that tell everyone you're a NOOB!

9) You 'flash bang' yourself.

Oh Jeez I do that all the time :-[

02-02-2009, 06:22 PM
i do too...

never goes as high as i think it will, that is when I think I'm tossing it over a wall... :D

02-03-2009, 07:17 PM
lol I'm very good at number 3 probably the best. :o

03-01-2009, 10:31 PM
well i guest im a noob I do all of those :-[

03-09-2009, 01:05 AM
O My I'm in trouble....I do all of them plus some of my own,
like running into walls :-\ :'(

03-09-2009, 11:29 AM
hey CAZ, love playing against you... totally fun server. Yeah, I think you might benefit from a review of some of our tips, not to say you don't have a good strategy, but it's good to have a balanced strategy.

omg, the first time I played multiplayer COD4 was on Ambush with a 30+ ppl playing and there were airstrikes, helios and nades dropping in on the spwn. with all the textures and rubble, it seemed impossible to see anything, but seemed like i was totally an easy target. I ended up hiding in the back just to survive for a few.... ;D

03-09-2009, 03:37 PM
Thanks GreenBean....I plan on reading all your tips,
I'll follow them as best I can, but by any chance
would you happen to have a spare set of eyes laying
about that I might borrow, as I have no depth perception.
Thank you for the information and KEEP IT COMING!
Shoot in your direction soon ;).

03-09-2009, 03:57 PM
;D ;D ;D