View Full Version : Cute Religious joke

06-22-2011, 02:49 AM
A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay."
I said I'm just making a cup of tea do you want one? He said, "Yeah, sure."
I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not."
When he sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before!"

06-22-2011, 03:17 AM
WOW EPICCCC!!!! i actualy fought a jehovas witness once, hit him with a aluminium baseball bat after he enterd my loby(the door was open for a new fridge to be carryd in). he ran off! it was like one of those Where is your god now jokes!

06-22-2011, 10:23 AM
good one Pr3dator, :)